Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When are your genitals available?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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