Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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