Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
ttyl tear gas
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
