i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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