There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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