so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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