quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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