I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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