I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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