I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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