I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just high enough for therapy.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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