Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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