hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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