Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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