i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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