I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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