Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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