you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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