If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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