Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We just shotgunned beers for America
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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