Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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