he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
we're so committed to being not committed
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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