Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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