Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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