If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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