is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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