Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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