She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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