you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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