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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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