Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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