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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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