I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You are the jesus of drinking
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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