My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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