I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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