Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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