glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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