He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
