Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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