just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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