i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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