At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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