I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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