i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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