I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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