Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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