I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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