I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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