Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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