I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I lost the right to judge tonight
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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