i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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