He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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