this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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