Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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