is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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