The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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