btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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