is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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